(to the tune of "Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones, but in the style of "Windows 95 Sucks" by Bob Rivers)
Lyrics 2007 Emi M. Briet

Well I bought it up
Brought Vista home and tried to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says my permission is not enough
It went on about
Some of my MP3s that loaded up
Because my EULA's up
I have to pay again
It never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops

This Windows Vista jive
It's DRM'd my drive
My Duo Core can't fly
My new sound card is obsolete
'Cause hardware DRM's not on my machine!

Cough it up!

Shut me up
My driver's killed, they didn't pay enough
Pay enough, pay enough, pay enough

Movies from last July
They're making me re-buy
My Blu-Ray sharpness died
My Radeon, don't have the code
I gotta settle for the scan lines of old!

Na na na

Oh no!
I'm making more re-buys
It's making Sony come!
Yo! Yo!
More pirates yet to come!