(To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion)
Lyrics (c)1997, 2005 Emi M. Briet

Every day in my home
We turn on the radio
That was when I first heard this song
Long across the airwaves
I heard from the DJ
Said it's sung by Celine Dion

Here, there, and everywhere
I found out that this song would go on
Once more, I found myself bored
It's invaded my home
And this song will go on and on

Songs can torture one time
Or annoy for a lifetime
And never let go 'til you're gone
They say it's a love song
In truth it's just gone wrong
Can I go kill Celine Dion?

Near, far, I'll jump in my car
Where I don't have to hear this go on
Shut door, start car, gas to floor
As I speed away from home
Where this song just goes on and on

There are some songs that just won't go away

It's here! My heart fills with fear
'Cause I know that this song will go on!
It stays! Forever it plays!
It's not safe in my car
'Cause this song will go on and on!