(to the tune of "The Last DJ" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
Lyrics (c)2005 Emi M. Briet

Well it fell through time to Ascension Isle
When its troop lost a battle in the war
And it can't understand why it can't contact anymore
Well it passed through the hands of collectors so much
That it just lost hope anyway
Now in Utah it rots...tortured day to day

We've got the last Dalek
We'll torture it half to death
A prime exhibition lab
Hey hey hey
It lost Its freedom of choice
We'll make it use its voice
We've got the last Dalek

Well the Doctor said that the Dalek will kill
'Cause you just can't lock one up tight
It'll just find a way to break out and make it a fight
As we tried to escape when it got free
Everyone upstairs got to see
The lives we paid for collectibility

Here comes the last Dalek
It got to the upper deck
It wrecks what it wants to wreck
Hey hey hey
There goes your freedom of life
Victim of alien strife
Here comes the last Dalek

Well it spared two lives after growing a soul
But it really didn't want to mutate
So instead it chose to self- EX-TER-MIN-ATE...

There goes the last Dalek
Evolving was worse than death
So it chose to die instead
Hey hey hey
It had the freedom of choice
It chose to silence its voice
There goes the last Dalek