RED STAR WOMAN
(to the tune of "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson)
Lyrics ©2006 Emi M. Briet & Amelia M. Samples


Well I ain't never
Been the greedy pig type
No I can't take that corporate world
That works you day and night
In a BK or telemarketing
Or on a god-damned third-shift spot
Well I've got posters on my wall of Lenin, Marx and Trot'
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand fist raisin' in my own front yard to the hammer and the sic'

Cause I'm a red star woman
I ain't no cap'list broad
I'm just a product of the Soviets
And I say "Privet, comrade"
And I drink my Stolichnaya, as I party all night long
And I know all the words to every Ruki Vverh dance song
So salut moya sestrii out there keepin' it commie
Let me get a big "Ay Da" from the Red Star Girl Army
Ay Da! (Ay Da!)

Now here's my secret
Passed A+ twice
Oh but I'm here wasting off my life selling Wal*Mart stuff half price
The rich get richer
Even richer
Selling tech jobs to Hindi
'Cause at my cost, ten bucks an hour, no comp'ny would want me
You might think I'm traitor
A little Cold War too
But jobs that people have should all
Reflect what they can do

Cause I'm a red star woman
I ain't no cap'list broad
I'm just a product of the Soviets
And I say "Privet, comrade"
And I drink my Stolichnaya, as I party all night long
And I know all the words to that old Volga Boatman song
So salut moya sestrii out there keepin' it commie
Let me get a big "Ay Da" from the Red Star Girl Army
Ay Da! (Ay Da!)

I'm a red star woman
I ain't no cap'list broad
I'm just a product of the Soviets
And I say "Privet, comrade"
And I drink my Stolichnaya, as I party all night long
And I know all the words to t.A.T.u.'s lesbian love songs
So salut moya sestrii out there keepin' it commie
Let me get a big "Ay Da" from the Red Star Girl Army
Ay Da! (Ay Da!)

Ay Da! (Ay Da!)
Ay Da! (Ay Da!)

I Said Ay Da!