(To the tune of "Such A Groovy Guy" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic)
Lyrics (c)2004 Emi M. Briet

I got my Cutey Honey boots, I got my shorts skin tight
I got a plan that's workin' for me at the con tonight
And when I look in the mirror, I grin evilly at the sight
'Cause fanboys gonna kneel down and drool

My costume's so adorable I'm sure that you can see
And all the guests of honor will want their picture with me
And even ol' Steve Bennett will find it hard to disagree
That at the Cosplay, I'm going to rule

I'm so kawaii I can hardly stand it
And I'm so perky honey I could just die
And if you really want to know what I mean, go to the same con as I

'Cause I love otaku guys (love otaku guys)
I love otaku guys (love otaku guys)
I love otaku guys (love otaku guys)
I love otaku guys

Right now I'm in the mood for a little bit of tease
Well for starters I can yuri for you for a little fee
Then play some DDR without a sports bra, you see
Oh golly, wouldn't that be fun?

And then I might decide to let you get real close to me
And if you're really good I'll even dress myself as Chii
Then let you RAM my ROM, install that hard drive into me
I mean I don't do that with just anyone

And I'll be sad when the con is all over
And I'll have to kiss the fanboys goodbye
But you can bet your money that I'll be right back here in '05

You heard it right here first!

(instrumental verse)

(chorus until fade)