THE DEPENDABLE WOMAN'S SONG
(to the tune of "The Chemical Worker's Song" by Ron Angel)
Lyrics 2007 by Emi M. Briet

CHORUS
And it's go girls go
Defend with every breath
And some days when we're in this place we're two days nearer death
But you go

Well a processor have I and I'm telling you no lie
Got 2.7 gigaHertz but I just barely fly
There's porno all around me and a virus in my hair
There's a lousy smell, a beeping bell, and Master doesn't care

CHORUS

Well I work among my sisters and I fear the magic smoke
I've shuffled through the data that for ME makes her choke
XP fell deep inside a loop, got sick from an email spam
Tonight is rough, I've seen enough, it's time to clear the LAN

CHORUS

Make Money Fast with bonus opportunities galore
The hackers like their spyware but I'll stop them breeding more
And soon XP is online looking frazzled but alive
And ME's fine with help from 98 and 95

CHORUS

Well a processor have I and I'm telling you no lie
Got 2.7 gigaHertz and now just watch me fly
I know that I'm dependable through malware and through hacks
When a sister's down, I'll be around to thwart what may attack

CHORUS
And it's go girls go
Defend with every breath
And some days when we're in this place we're two days nearer death
And it's go girls go
Defend with every breath
And some days when we're in this place we're two days nearer death
But you go