CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY
(to the tune of "Cult of Personality" by Living Color)
Lyrics 2007 Emi M. Briet

Look in this book, what do you see
The Cult of Scientology
I hear your questions, I know your dreams
We've got everything that you could need
The Cult of Scientology
Like John Travolta, and his wife Kelly
We're the Cult of Scientology, The Cult of Scientology, The Cult of Scientology

We defy Nobel Prize
Cause when Xenu speaks, our brain cells die
Spend some cash and follow me
We can set the Thetans free

We'll sell you life, as you can see
We're the actors from film and TV
We're the Cult of Scientology
And we'll sue you, if you mock me
With Thetans one body makes three!
In the Cult of Scientology
Like Tommy Cruise, and Lisa Marie
We're the Cult of Scientology, The Cult of Scientology, The Cult of Scientology

Keep our eyes, on the prize
Only with your help, can Xenu die
Spend some cash and follow me
We can set the Thetans free

We need your fortune
You'll gain your fame
We'll give you power in L Ron's name!
Speak for the Thetans you need to free
We're. The. Cult. of. Sci. En. Tol. Ogy!
We're the cult of
We're the cult of
We're the cult of
We're the cult of
We're the cult of
We're the cult of
We're the cult of Scientology