CAT-GIRL
(to the tune of "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani, inspired by "If I Was A Cat-Girl" by Ghastly)
Lyrics (c)2005 Emi M Briet


Baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka baka baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka baka baka baka neko

CHORUS
If I was a cat girl
Baka baka baka neko neko neko neko dum
See, all day long I'd wiggle my cute bum
If I was a cute cat girl.
None could resist me, dis me, my cuteness would never ever end
Cause I'd have fanboys lining up for some
If I was a cute cat girl

Think of that wonderful joy
I'd have every cat toy
Clean out Petco and Pet Smart
As my tail twirls around
No, wouldn't just have one date
Wouldn't be anyone's true mate
A tease I'd be, first-class, up and down the streets of Tokyo town!

All the riches baby, they would give to me
All the riches baby, I'd be taking everything
All the riches baby, they would give to me
Don't need no true love baby
This neko is way too bold, and I know

CHORUS

I'd get me more Neko-onna girls to (uh huh)
Surround me and they'd also flirt with you
We'd all dress wicked, we'd have pet names (yeah)
Ling, Anna, Mew-Mew, Baby
We're all gonna drive you crazy

All the riches baby, they would give to me
All the riches baby, I'd be taking everything
All the riches baby, they would give to me
Don't need no true love baby
This neko is way too bold, and I know

(rap)
Come together all over the world
From the 'toons of Japan, Neko-onna girls
What, give them love
What, give it up
(Should it matter, should it matter, should it matter, should it matter)
Come together all over the world
From the 'toons of Japan, Neko-onna girls
What, give them love
What, give it up
(Should it matter, should it matter, should it matter, should it matter)
They're gonna turn your life all upside-down
Cats that look so fine, ding, necks with bells around
(The parody track and ting, mmmm)
No you can't resist those things (no)
Neko-Emi and her L.A.M.B.
This fanboy fetish, people, we ain't gonna slam

Yes ma'am, we got a purr that's wicked
The boys know they can't resist
We clawed all the way from the bottom the the top
Now we're gonna move it like this

CHORUS

Baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka baka baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka baka baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka neko
Baka baka baka baka baka neko