BEER OPERATED DUDE - A "SIMPSONS" LOVE SONG
(to the tune of "Coin Operated Boy" by Dresden Dolls)
Lyrics (c)2005 Emi M Briet
"The Simpsons" (c)1988 Matt Groening


(Marge and Homer are in bed)
MARGE: Homer, sometimes I just can't understand you!
HOMER: Ohhhh... Well, maybe a song will help.
MARGE: A song?
HOMER: Yeah, 'cause I'm a...

HOMER:
Beer operated dude
Working at the plant, donuts are my food
When I switch things on, power comes to life
But work is no joy, that is why I am a
Beer operated dude

I get plastered beer flows faster
Moe Syzlak becomes my master
Who could ever ever ask for more
Barney, Carl, and Lenny friends galore
Many brands of beer to choose from
I don't wanna leave the barroom
Mr. Burns he can't bug me again
Doh! Oh well, I guess I can pretend...

MARGE:
Beer operated dude
You know how I feel, you can be so rude
I can't always handle, our lives are a scandal
When you're out at Moe's, I am sitting here at home
And then when you're out at Moe's, I am sitting here at home
Moe's, I am sitting here at home
Moe's, I am sitting here at home
Moe's, I am sitting here at home
Moe's, I am sitting here at home
Not with my beer operated dude....

HOMER:
This bridge I've written to make these words fit in and
Paint you a picture of beer in my pitcher and
Can you distract me from Burns and the factory
I don't expect it but Moe's makes it all worth it

MARGE:
Will you persist even after I tell you
A billion times over that I will yell at you
And will you persist even after I beg you
"Goodbye" you will say even as I keep trying
To keep you, I'm vying...
Beseech you, no lying....
I want you, yes I want you
I want you (HOMER: I need it)
I want you (HOMER: I need it)
I want you (HOMER: I need it)
I want you (HOMER: I need it)
I want you (HOMER: I need you)
I want you (HOMER: I need you)
I want you (HOMER: I need you)
I want my beer operated dude

HOMER:
And if I had a lamp to wish on
I'd be rich I can imagine
Mr. Burns would finally meet his match
And we all would get a donut batch

Beer operated dude
I may not be real experienced with smarts
But I know I feel, love for you is real
Isn't that the point, but you know I am a--

MARGE:
Beer operated dude
In your little beer operated mood
Still say that you love me, are you thinking of me
Still come home to me
That is why I love
my beer operated dude

MARGE: Oh Homey...
HOMER: *zzzzzzzz*
(Marge laughs bashfully)